Michigan Crazy Law

• You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
• It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
• A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
• Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
• There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
• Clawson - There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
• Detroit - Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.
• It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
• According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food.
• Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
• It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
• Grand Haven - No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
• Harper Woods - It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
• Kalamazoo - It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
• Rochester - All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
• Soo - Smoking while in bed is illegal.
• Wayland - Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.

Wolverine Parking Only

Q: Why do University of Michigan graduates hang their diplomas from their rear view mirrors?
A: So they can use handicapped parking.

Michigan Girl

Q: How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
A: Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.