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Light Bulb - Northern Californians
Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hella.
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Californian Bulb
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact.
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Californians Screw in Light Bulb
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.
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