Fishing License

A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten path when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden!!  Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.  After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him.
"Lets see yer fishin license, Boy !!", the Warden gasped. With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son", said the Game Warden, " You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks!  You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"  "Yes Sir", replied the young feller,  " But my friend back there, well he don't have one"...

Live Bait Fishing

There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach, with a rope going down into the surf and a Chinaman frantically trying to climb up. While they were sitting there a Priest walks along, looks over and says, "God bless you children, that's Christianity at work. May the lord bless you both," and then kept on walking. One bloke looks at the other, "Who the fuck was that?" "Oh," said the other bloke, "that's Father Johnston. He knows all there is about the bible." The other bloke looked around and quickly says, "Well he knows fuck about shark fishing."

Old Fishermen

OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just get reel tired.