Feminist Faux Pas

I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top."

Women and Cars

Q: Why doesn't a woman need a car?
A: Because you don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Male Chauvinists Change Light Bulb

Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!