Guys On The Island

There were three guys stuck on an island. One of them found a lamp and rubbed it and out came a genie. He said "for freeing me I'll grant you each a wish." The first guy said "I wish I were 25% smarter." So poof! He was 25% smarter built a raft and got off the island. The next guy said "I wish I were 50% smarter." So poof! He was 50% smarter built a canoe and got off the island. The last guy said "I wish I were 100% smarter." So poof! He was 100% turned into a girl and walked across the bridge!

Men Like Microwave Dinners

Q: Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?
A: They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.

Bachelor Made His Bed

Q: What is the average number of times in a bachelor's life that his bed is made?
A: Once, when it was still in the factory.