Sexist Jokes - About Men

Marv Albert's Firing

Q: What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
A: He put it on.

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If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?

Q: If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
A:
a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.
b. Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.
c. There would be a federal holiday every 28 days

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Why Men Go to Heaven

Q: Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?
A: Because if they all went it would be hell!

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