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Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of being just friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpit are just to too cute.
5. This diamond is just way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow!! It really is 14 inches.
2. Does this make my butt look too small??
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again..
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Men Are Like Plungers
Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
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Wouldn't Anniversary
We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary." Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.
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