Sexist Jokes - About Women

Why Are Women Like Snowflakes

Why are women like snow flakes? They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice, but they'll all melt when they land on your face......

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God Gave Women Belly Buttons

Q: Why did God give women belly buttons?
A: For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

Anonymous

Horse Smart

Q: Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse?
A: For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.

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