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There Were Two People In A Car

There were two people having sex in a car. They finished up and the guy threw the condom out the window. His girlfriend got mad at him she wanted to go again. So he got out of the car and went to find the condom. He found that a little boy had found it and when he asked for it back the boy refused. "C'mon" he begged, "I'll give u a dollar."
"Well," little boy thought, "Okay." So the little boy ran home.
"Mom, you'll never guess what just what just happened! I sold this guy a twinkie for a dollar, but I tricked him. I sucked the cream out of it first!"

Categories: Gross Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Yo Mama - Safe Sex

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Clinton's Choice

There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef, That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress, And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown, What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better, Than a bomb in a letter, Given the choice of how to be blown.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Sex Jokes
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