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Hot Mom

I just saw a hot mom at McDonald's spank her kid after he threw his fries on the ground
...so I threw my fries on the ground too.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes
Anonymous

Take it to the Hole

Hey babe, can I take it to the hole? High five!

Categories: Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Missionary's Lessons

A missionary has spent years teaching agriculture and "civilization" to some people in a distant land. One day, he wants to start teaching them English. So he takes the leader and points at a tree. "Tree." "Tree." He points to a rock. "Rock." "Rock." All of a sudden, they come upon two people having sex in the bushes. Embarrassed, the missionary blurts out that they are "riding a bike." Then the leader pulls out his blow gun and shoots the two people. "What!" yells the missionary. "I've spent all this time civilizing you, and you turn around and do this!" "My bike!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes
Anonymous
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