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Army Nurse

Q: Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn?
A: She woke up with a kernel between her legs.

Categories: Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Dinner Preparation

A couple decides to get married, despite the fact that the woman doesn't know how to cook at all. After all, he says, they can live on love. After the honeymoon is over, the man goes back to work. One day, he calls from work and asks if his new wife could make some dinner. Knowing full well that she doesn't cook, she asks if they can make love instead. The man agrees, and soon arrives home to find his wife sliding repeatedly down the bannister. "What are you doing?" he asks, concerned. "Oh, silly," she says. "I'm warming up your dinner!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Cricket?

They were married on the cricket field, that night they were quite wicket, the bride said with a happy smile, I'm sure this can't be cricket.

Categories: Sports Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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