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The Gynecologist Mistake

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked ."Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes)
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Wake Up Call

A guy wakes up to a woman next to him in bed and she was already awake. She says to him, "I have a confession to make, I was once a Christian."
The guy, still half-asleep says, "Oh that's okay babe, I've never really been one to care."
"Oh good," she replies, "I much prefer being a Christine anyways."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Transvestite Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Wordplay - Furniture

The furniture store keeps calling me. 
All I wanted was one night stand.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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