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What's She Got...?

An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old guys's penis. One day she goes down to the rec. room and is mortified to find her man with another woman holding his penis. "What's she got that I don't have" she says. He looks up with a large smile on his face and replies "Parkinson's"

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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What a Guy

If sex with two other people is a threesome, and sex with three others is a foursome, then I guess that makes me handsome.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Sex Jokes (Threesome Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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A Cheese Sandwich.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Food Jokes (Cheese Jokes)
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