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Adult Toy Shop
A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a dildo. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, "I want that one!" He replies, "It's not for sale." The woman says, "Please I want that one," again he says it's not for sale. The woman says, "I'll give you a hundred dollars for it." and the salesman says, "Well, okay. Five minutes later, his boss walks in and asks, "How's business today?" The salesman replied, "It's pretty slow but I just made a hundred dollars off of my thermos."
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Theater X
Q: Why is it so difficult to remodel XXX-rated theaters?
A: All the walls are load-bearing.
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Tradesman
Q: Did you hear of the guy who could literally master any craft, provided he masturbated before learning it?
A: He was jack off all trades.
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