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An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers. "Oh honey," said the young nymph, "Does that mean we're going to do it three times?" "No." said the old man, "It means you can take your pick."

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Come Again

Bet $100 that I'd win the premature ejaculator of the year award.
Disappointed. Came second.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Officer Termination

An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job.
No exact details were given to the public, but word has it that he was a high wanking officer.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes)
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