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Theater X

Q: Why is it so difficult to remodel XXX-rated theaters?
A: All the walls are load-bearing.

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Tradesman

Q: Did you hear of the guy who could literally master any craft, provided he masturbated before learning it?
A: He was jack off all trades.

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Reading Time

A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing?" Indian says, " Me tellum time." Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same. Says "You telling time?" "Yup," "How can you tell time like that?" The Indian says, "workum like sundial, readum shadow." Cowboy, incredulous, rides on and encounters an Indian in the trail masturbating. The Cowboy says "let me guess, you're telling time too." Indian says " Nope. But me windum clock!"

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