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Flower Panties

Q: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
A: In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: tiddliewinks

Got it Bad

There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking. The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me up and put me in cold water!"
Then the carrot was like "You think you got it bad? They chop me up and stick me in HOT water!"
Then the dick said "Ya, well I got it the worst. They put me in a plastic bag, stick me in a dark cave, and make me do push-ups until I puke!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Anonymous

Teeth Cleaning

A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"
The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually. How could you tell? Did you find a pubic hair stuck in my tooth?"
The dentist says, "No, not quite. You've got some shit on the end of your nose!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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