Cheerios and Georgia Tech

Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.

Economics Textbooks

Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook

1. Press pretty flowers.
2. Press pretty insects.
3. Use it as paper weight on your already over-cluttered desk.
4. Leave out in obvious places to impress uninformed undergraduates.
5. Mail to the White House as an intimidation tactic.
6. Give it a walk-on part in a boring European existentialist play.
7. Just throw the lousy thing away.
8. Leave out for the rain and other forces of nature to reckon with.
9. Read it, and weep.
10. Get a refund from bookstore so you can buy a weekend's beer supply.

Blonde Psychology Major

Q: Have you heard about the blonde psychology major working her way through college as a prostitute?
A: For $50, she'll screw with your mind.