School Jokes

Harvard Man Changes Lightbulb

Q: How many Harvard men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One -- he stands still and the world revolves around him.

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Monica In Med School

Q: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?
A: She sucked as an intern!

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Sexual Morality

The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "In moments of temptation," said the speaker to the class, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?" A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: "How do you make it last an hour?"

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