Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

Anniversary Flowers

A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug's face, but soon realized his assumption was wrong as Doug asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary. "And what day will that be?" the clerk asked. Glumly he replied, "Yesterday".

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As Opposed To...

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

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Ups and Downs of Marriage

Marriage for women has its ups and downs.
How?
The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is down.

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