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The Boy with the Long Tongue and Big Lips

Q: What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom as he was masturbating?
A: "look Ma', no hands"

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Michael Jackson's Bed Time

Q:  How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A:  When the big hand is on the little hand.

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Anonymous

Dog and Fox

Q:  What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A:  Eight beers.

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Submitted BY: Frank Johnson
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