The Brunette (Blonde's Revenge)

Q: What is black, blue, red, and brown?
A: A brunette that has told too many blonde jokes.

Q: What does a brunette always miss at a great party?
A: The invitation.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So that brunette's can understand them.
Q: What is a fine lookin' man with a brunette?
A: Hostage.

The Blond's Legs

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

Early To Bed

Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date.
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.