Religion Jokes - Nun / Priest Jokes

Getting a Nun Pregnant

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: F**k her.

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Two Nuns At A Restaurant

Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice Rocky Mountain Oysters on the menu and wondered what that was. They ask the waiter who replies  "Oh Sister, those are nuts." She answers "Do you mean like the kind you crack with a rock?" "No. The kind you rock on a crack."

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Pope and Michael Jackson

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson.  If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest!

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