Pope and E-Z Pass

Q: What did the Pope say when his driver told him he forgot to get E-Z Pass for their USA trip?
A: The Holy Father smiled and said, "Don’t worry, we have Jesus Pass!"

It is Written in the Bible!

There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel and asked the hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner. After a while he started advancing on her when she stopped him and reminded him he was a holy man. "It's O.K.," he replied, "it's written in the Bible." So after a wild night of you-know-what the hat check girl asked to see where in the Bible it says it's okay. The priest picks up the Bible off the dresser opens to the first page where someone wrote in pencil - "The hat check girl puts out!"

Pope Leo Understands Sin

Pope Leo has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University
He doesn't just understand sin, he understands cos too.