Women Appearance

Q: Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than to improving their minds?
A: Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Terrible Curse

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. " This is the Klotschtein diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it." " What's the curse?" the man asked.  "Mr. Klotschtein."

How To Ask A Man To Do Something

How to Ask a Man To Do Something
Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:

1. Make sure the man is conscious.
2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.
3. Be brief! Limit your nagging speech to two, three hours, max.
4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.
5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes. (Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.)
6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt."