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Wedding Toast
If you are the best man at a wedding this is always my favorite toast: "The screwing you'll get is going to be worth the screwing you'll get." I didn't have the guts to use it at the wedding but it got a lot of laughs at the bachelor party.
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Honeymoon Cruise
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go." "Good idea," she says. "While you're in there, pick me up some Dramamine." The groom gets out, walks into the drugstore and says to the clerk, "I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine, please." "Yes sir, says the clerk, "but do you mind if I ask you a question? If it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?"
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Wedding Tragedy
Q: What is a wedding tragedy?
A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money!
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