This Day Holds a Lot of Meaning...

This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards.

Honest, Intelligent, Caring Men Doing Dishes

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.

Losing Argument

Q: Why's arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement?
A: In the end, you ignore everything and click 'I agree'