Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

To Have Him Back

"Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. He was such a wonderful man. I'm sure he left you well provided for, didn't he?" Laura dabbed at her eyes and muttered, "Yes, he was a very caring husband and he left me almost half a million dollars in his will. I miss him so much that I'd give fifty thousand just to have him back!"

Categories: Money Jokes (Rich People Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Girlfriend Vs Wife

A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making love?" She thought about it a minute then said, "Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Anonymous

Father Gay

A boy says to his dad, "Dad, what does gay mean?"
The dad says, "Gay means happy."
The boy asks, "Dad, are you gay?"
The dad replies, "No. I have a wife."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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