Back To Back Lovemaking

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking." "Really," said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. "What is it?" "Back to back." "But that's crazy. We can't do anything back to back." "Yes we can. I've persuaded another couple to help out."

Husband, Wife and Donkey

'Once there was husband and wife who had just bought a new mule. They were walking it down the street when the mule trips over a stone. The husband says, "That's one!"
They walk some more, when the mule trips over a stone again and the husband says, "That's two!" Then the mule trips over a stone again. The husband says, "That's three," and shoots the donkey! The wife gets so mad and start's cursing at the husband and saying, "That was are only donkey! You were an idiot to shoot it!" The husband says to his wife, that's ONE!"

Making Men Fear Marriage

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting. In England, they had a men's club, named Bachelors Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear, or even hate, marriage. The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in her nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.