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Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man...my dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all afternoon, my fireplace smokes a lot, my cat slinks home in the early morning hours, and I have a physician who looks me over regularly.
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Man Scaring
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?
- Get away or I'll call the police!
- I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
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Vacation
"Just taken my wife to Maine"
"Bangor?"
"None of your fucking business"
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