Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

What A Happy Marriage Is Made of...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

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Others Before Me

The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, "Sweetheart, how many others were there before me?"
After a few minutes of silence, the wife says, "Well, I'm waiting."
The guy takes a deep breath and says, "Well, I'm still counting."

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Anonymous

I Lost My Wife!

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!

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