Making Men Fear Marriage

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting. In England, they had a men's club, named Bachelors Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear, or even hate, marriage. The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in her nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.

The Envelope

My wife doesn't know it, but every time we have sex I put $1 in an envelope. I'm saving that money and plan on getting her something special for our anniversary.
So far she's getting a McChicken.

Counseling

My wife and I were having issues so we went to a marriage counselor. The counselor recommended that we relive our first date to get a fresh start. I have to admit it was a great idea. I took her to dinner and then a movie. After the movie, we parked in lovers lane and I banged her like a screen door in a tornado. Then I dropped her off at her parent's house. Spent the rest of the weekend watching football. Life is good!