Always Right

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was, "Always".

Related To The Devil

A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared. He was menacing and threatening and the entire congregation started to flee the church except for one old man. When the church was empty the devil went up to the man and asked "aren't you afraid of me, I'm evil incarnate, the most horrific being in the universe and will most likely torture you!" The man replied "You don't scare me, I've been married to your sister for 35 years".

Super Models

Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour. "I say she's highly over-rated," said one "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have ya got?" "My wife" said the other with a heavy sigh.