Super Models

Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour. "I say she's highly over-rated," said one "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have ya got?" "My wife" said the other with a heavy sigh.

Two Buddies Discussing Their Wives

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever ... well, you know ... does she ... well, let you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two. "Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's into the dog trick aspect of it." "Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?" "Well... not exactly. More like she rolls over and plays dead."

Still Dancing

A husband takes his wife to a disco and they see a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, doing back flips, the works.  The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? Twenty-five years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
The husband looks over and says, "Yeah? Looks like he's still celebrating!"