Relationship Jokes - Cheater Jokes

Jealous Wife

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Getting a Divorce

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce." The Lawyer says, "OK, what are your grounds?" "My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with." "What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to indulge in unusual sex practices?" "No," replied the woman, "and neither does the little queer."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Admin Harris

The admin, Ms. Harris,  came in late for work the third day in a row.  The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look, Ms. Harris, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here."  The boss pressed on, " Who told you you could come and go as you please around here?" Ms. Harris simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said, "My lawyer."

Categories: Profession Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes)
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