Relationship Jokes

Alabama Girl

A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive.
I said, "You've got a face only a brother could love."

Submitted BY: TommehBoi

Alphabet Love

Wife asks, "How would you describe me?" Husband answers, "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife responds, "What does that mean?" Husband says, "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife replies, "Awe, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband says, "I'm just kidding!"

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I Had it All

A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all, money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman, then, pow! It was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "Ahhhh, my wife found out."

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