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"Divorce Barbie!" Comes with all of Ken's belongings!

Is That Mine?

A husband and wife have four boys. The odd part of it is that the older three have red hair, light skin, and are tall, while the youngest son has black hair, dark eyes, and is short. The father eventually takes ill and is lying on his deathbed when he turns to his wife and says, "Honey, before I die, be completely honest with me. Is our youngest son my child?" The wife replies, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that, the husband passes away. The wife then mutters, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

Wrong Approach

A man comes home from work, his wife greets him at the door and he asks, "Is dinner ready yet?!?" She grabs him and points across the street, as a husband comes home and tenderly kisses his wife. She says, "Why can't you do that?" The husband responds, "Well, I haven't met her yet."