Relationship Jokes

Marry Me

My girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry me.
Probably because I proposed with an onion ring.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Man's Worst Nightmare

What's a man's worst nightmare?
1) The Super Bowl is preempted by a soap opera.
2) His wife has amnesia and forgets how to cook so he has to.
3) A female boss.
4) He has to ask his wife for money.

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Every Single Time

David: My wife beats me, doctor.
Doctor: Oh dear. How often?
David: Every time we play Scrabble!

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