Relationship Jokes

Note on the Fridge

I came home from the golf course today. The wife had left a note on the refrigerator, "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother."
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes)
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Incompatibility Theory

Two wives were airing their troubles.  "I'd like to get a divorce," said the first.  "My husband and I just don't get along.  "Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?", asked the second.  "I would if I could catch him at it! "replied the first.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Excuse To Smoke

Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit." She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex." He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he had never. Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse then?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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