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No Children
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now.
Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it's just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.
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Twenty Men Die And Go To Heaven
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are told to separate into two lines. One for all the husbands that are under their wives control and they other for those that control their wives. After the men separate one of the angels notices that their are nineteen men in the first line and only one in the second. The angel walks up to the man and asks why he was so sure of his independence. "That's easy," said the fellow, "My wife told me to stand here!"
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Gone into Labor
Frantically a man calls 911.
"Help! My wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" replied the operator.
"Of course not, you idiot," yelled the man "this is her husband!"
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