Relationship Jokes

Wife Buried Her Husband

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave. The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

On The Side

Q: What do you call a redneck's mistress.
A: A second cousin.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Redneck Disease

A redneck visits the doctor and says, "I have seenus disease." The doctor said, "You mean sinus disease." The man said, "No, I was in bed with my girlfriend and my wife seen us."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Redneck Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Submitted BY: mark
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