Relationship Jokes

Blonde Father

A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blonde guy turns to the girl and angrily says "Alright. Who's the other father!"

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More Attention

At the marriage counselor's office, the woman complained, "What's-his-name here says I don't give him enough attention."

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On The Side

Q: What do you call a redneck's mistress.
A: A second cousin.

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