Relationship Jokes

Almost Marry

There is something magical about the fact that success almost always comes faster to the guy your wife almost married.

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Black Widow Spiders

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the male after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

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Anonymous

Happy Birthday Dear

My wife is wonderful!  It's my birthday and she just surprised me with a $250K life insurance policy and a two week trip to China. What a great gal!

Submitted BY: MEG
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