Hillbilly Marriage

A hillbilly husband died and left everything to his wife. He put a provision in his will, though, that she couldn't touch any of it until she turned 14.

Golf Game Respects

Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery. After they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by. So he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. When the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, ''Why did you do that?'' The man replies, ''Well we were married for almost 40 years. It's the least I could do.''

Lottery Winner

A man comes home to his wife after winning the lottery. He asked her, "Honey, if I were to win the lottery, what would you do?" The wife becomes started by her husband's inquiry but replies, "Well I would take half of it and then leave you."
With a huge grin on his face, her husband says, "Perfect! I won ten dollars!"