You Might Be a Redneck If...

You Might Be A Redneck...

• If your dad walks you to school 'cause you're in the same grade!
• If you mow the grass and find the car!
• If someone comes to your house everyday thinking you're having a garage sale!
• If you sell the car 4 gas money!

Redneck Taxidermist

You might be a redneck if... You owe a taxidermist more than your annual income.

You Might Be a Redneck If... VI

You might be a redneck if...

• Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern.
• Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.
• Dogs hang around O. R. for scraps.
• Maternity Room is a do-it-yourself with fresh straw, a jack knife and a string.
• Anesthesiologist in bib overalls, feeds you a clear liquid out of a mason jar.
• Your Gynecologist is Ernest.
• Your Proctologist, who watched Deliverance 200 times, asks you if can squeal like a pig.
• The Interns are led by Ernest T. Bass. Surgical instruments include a stick of dynamite and a chain saw.