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Redneck Jokes - You Might Be a Redneck
You Might Be A Redneck 11
You might be a redneck if...
- You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.
- You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
- You've ever been too drunk to fish.
- You've ever bought a used cap.
- You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
- You've ever used a weedeater indoors.
- Your mama tore her best dress coon hunting.
- You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
- You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'.
- You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
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You Might Be A Redneck...
You might be a redneck if...
- Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.
- Your wife's hairdo attracts bees.
- Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."
- The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
- Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
- You pick your teeth from a catalog.
- You've ever financed a tattoo.
- You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."
- Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
- Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
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You Might Be A Redneck 53
You might be a redneck if...
- You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
- You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
- You don't think Jeff's jokes are funny.
- Your house has a kickstand.
- You drive around a parking lot for fun.
- Your girlfriend has ever called YOUR parents "Ma and Pa".
- You have to duct tape your gloves on.
- You've ever pruned your trees with a shotgun.
- Someone says they spotted Bigfoot and you go buy tickets to the tractor pull.
- You think that Marlboro is a cologne.
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