You Might Be a Redneck If... Always More

You might be a redneck if...

• Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
• There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
• You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
• The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
• You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
• You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
• Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
• Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
• You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
• The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business. 

3 Statements If You're a Redneck

You might be a redneck if you can relate to the following statements:
1) "Nothing says lovin' like lovin’ your cousin!"
2) "Why go across town when you can go across the hall?"
3) "If you can't keep it in the pants then keep it in the family."

More Redneck One - Liners

You might be a redneck if...

• You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny.
• Every time you see a road sign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.
• You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
• You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck.
• You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work.
• The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children.
• The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out.
• You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law.
• Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.
• Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional".