A Redneck Joke

1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck.
2) If you have to bring  a can of paint to a water tower to defend your sister's honor... You might be a Redneck.
3) If you walk to school with your dad because you're in the same grade... You might be a Redneck.
4) If you smoke at your wedding... You might be a Redneck.
5) If your dog and wallet are both on a chain... You might be a Redneck.
And last but certainly not least,
6) If you see a sign that says "Say No to Crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up... You might be a Redneck.

3 Statements If You're a Redneck

You might be a redneck if you can relate to the following statements:
1) "Nothing says lovin' like lovin’ your cousin!"
2) "Why go across town when you can go across the hall?"
3) "If you can't keep it in the pants then keep it in the family."

More Redneck One - Liners

You might be a redneck if...

• You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny.
• Every time you see a road sign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.
• You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
• You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck.
• You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work.
• The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children.
• The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out.
• You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law.
• Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.
• Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional".