You Might Be A Redneck - Mobile Home

You might be a redneck if have a home that is mobile and 14 cars out front that aren't.

You Might Be a Redneck If... III

1. If you've ever ridden your floor buffer...
2. If you hit a deer at 65mph and call it fast food...

You Might Be a Redneck If... Always More

You might be a redneck if...

• Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
• There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
• You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
• The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
• You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
• You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
• Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
• Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
• You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
• The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.