Redneck Jokes - Hillbilly Jokes

First Time Hillbilly Hook Up

A hillbilly is sitting in a bar, drinking, when a woman slides up next to him. "You're cute," says the woman, "do you want to go back to my place and have some nasty sex?" "You bet!'' exclaims the hillbilly, "But I have to tell you, I'm a virgin. I've always been scared because my mom told me that women have sharp teeth between their legs, and sometimes they bite."
"Don't worry," the woman says, and the two head back to her place, where she strips and shows the hillbilly her private parts. "Now, does it look like I have teeth down there?" she asks. "How could you possible have teeth down there?" he says, "Look at the shape your gums are in."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes)
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Redneck Datin'

While out on a date, two brothers commence to arguing over who gets to kiss their date first. Finally, unable to stand the bickering any longer, their mother replies, "Relax boys, There's enough of me to go around."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Second Chance

Q: What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
A: Reintardnation

Categories: Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Riddles
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