You Might Be A Redneck 50

You might be a redneck if...

• You think cur is a breed of dog.
• People hear your car long before they see it.
• Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
• Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
• Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
• Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.
• Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat".
• You've ever hitchhiked naked.
• You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
• Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

Yankees to Screw In Light Bulb

Q: How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb
A   None. Thats what rednecks are for.

Redneck Car Exhaust

You might be a redneck if your exhaust system incorporates more than three wire hangers and at least two juice cans.