Ways To Know You Are A Redneck

• If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool-Whip" on the side
• If your working T.V. sits on top of your NON-working T.V.
• If you think a "quarter horse" is that ride in front of K-mart
• If the biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart

Redneck Found Marriage

A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

Redneck Entertainment

You might be a redneck if you can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.