Redneck Found Marriage

A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

Redneck Entertainment

You might be a redneck if you can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

Redneck Belief

You might be a redneck if you think the Bud Bowl is real.