Redneck Sunroof

You know you are redneck when you shut your car door and your gun makes you a sun-roof.

10 More Signs You Might Be a Redneck

You might be a redneck if...

1. Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it.
2. In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
3. Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
4. You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.
5. You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
6. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
7. Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
8. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.
9. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
10. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.

Expensive Fishing

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. It cost a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home, they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one pathetic fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then, it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"