Redneck Guessing Game

Two rednecks, Jethro and Fester, meet on a country road. Jethro is carrying a big bag labeled, "CHICKENS." "CHICKENES, eh?" says the Fester. "Hmmmm, if I guesses how many chickens you gots in dat there bag, will you give me one?" "Heck," says the Jethro, "Iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of em." Fester scratches his head and guesses, "Ummmm... five?!"

Redneck Mailbox

You might be a redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.

Ways To Know You Are A Redneck

• If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool-Whip" on the side
• If your working T.V. sits on top of your NON-working T.V.
• If you think a "quarter horse" is that ride in front of K-mart
• If the biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart