Redneck Mailbox

You might be a redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.

Ways To Know You Are A Redneck

• If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool-Whip" on the side
• If your working T.V. sits on top of your NON-working T.V.
• If you think a "quarter horse" is that ride in front of K-mart
• If the biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart

Redneck Found Marriage

A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."