You Might Be a Redneck If...

You might be a redneck if your our lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.

Redneck Guessing Game

Two rednecks, Jethro and Fester, meet on a country road. Jethro is carrying a big bag labeled, "CHICKENS." "CHICKENES, eh?" says the Fester. "Hmmmm, if I guesses how many chickens you gots in dat there bag, will you give me one?" "Heck," says the Jethro, "Iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of em." Fester scratches his head and guesses, "Ummmm... five?!"

Redneck Mailbox

You might be a redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.