Hillbilly Chicks and Polar Bears

Q: What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
A: They both lick their paws.

You Might Be a Redneck If... Endless

You might be a redneck if...

• You've ever given a set of Tupperware ice tea glasses as a wedding present.
• Your dungarees expose more than half of your crack in the back because the weight of your pocket knife.
• Your idea of heaven involves two shotguns and a keg of beer.
• You picket your horses on your lawn so you won't have to mow it.
• You're wearing a camouflage jacket and dipping in your driver's license pic.
• You stop to flirt with the person running the drive through at McDonalds.
• You save old kitchen appliances for target practice.
• You save old kitchen appliances for children's Christmas presents.
• You get up EARLY on Saturday to go yard sale shopping for entertainment.
• Your gun cabinet takes up half your living room. 

Redneck - Game

If your wife says, "I'm Game!" and you shoot her, you might be a Redneck